When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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