My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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