he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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