alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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