i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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