Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.