Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.