I didn't shave. On purpose
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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