It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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