Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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