My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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