no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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