i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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