Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
