do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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