if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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