Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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