I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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