so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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