Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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