He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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