this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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