sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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