I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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