How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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