Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
