so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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