I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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