He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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