I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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