Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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