everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i will never coherently bang her
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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