jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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