I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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