Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
