you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
