what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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