i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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