Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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