I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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