can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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