I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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