My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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