it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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