Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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