Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
