She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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