You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Randomize
