Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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