haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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