You really coming over, don't trick.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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