Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.