so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.