You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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